Suck My Kiss

I don't care that you've had sex with over 1400 women. I don't care that Kiss is a huge success. Because here's a little secret: Kiss sucks, always has, always will. Maybe they put a great concert on? Guess who doesn't care? Me. Why? Because your music still sucks. What also sucks, is your disgusting Do. It's a weird butt part and it needs to go. Fact is, someone who boasts about how many women they've slept with is insecure. So is a man who can't accept that he's been balding since 1980.