Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Wish I Hadda Flowbee

Its spring, and my do is unruly. I'm broke and need a haircut because I'm starting a new job, but im lazy and don't have money to blow on a nice do. My initial impulse is to say FUNK IT, and just shave it all off with a buzzer. Too bad when I shave it I look like i was just released from a psych ward. My head shape is funky so I need a little length... longer than what the buzzer can do.

It's times like these when i say: WISHIHADDAFLOWBEE



If I had a flow bee I could just put that shiz on 2 inches, suck-cut all around evenly and call it a day. Even if the do came out horrible I could still have 2 inches of hair for the stylist to work with in an emergency situation.

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Monday, May 10, 2010

Sweet Justin

Yes I am talking about Justin Bieber. Every teen girl's fantasy apparently. I have no idea what this kid sings. I am sure he is just wonderful.

Anyways, his do is enough to make me cringe. Sure he's a cute little thing, but the greatest thing about a boy with a moppy do, is that its usually messy, not perfectly cut, nor styled. When I see this perfectly cut haircut, I just want to get my scissor out and start chopping it up, and put some product in it or something.



I am going to hell probably for making fun of a youngsters hair, and clearly this kid will and always be way more famous and rich than I will ever be. So please pre-teens forgive me, and don't send me any hate mail for this.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Sunset Daze

Finally someone in this world has done something right. Ok fine there are plenty of things great about this world, but this person is beyond genius. Whoever created Sunset Daze on WE is amazing. Basically it is a Golden Girls reality show. I've only seen one episode but I am already hooked. Mostly for one specific lady named Gail "The Actress". Gail insists on having her hair styled in a flip and not only is it styled in a flip, it is bright red. She still directs some plays and used to perform in her youth. This sassy lady is 70 and I hope when I am 70, I am just as wacky as this woman.

Check the video below:

Spring is in the air

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. It is always really nice when people who read this blog give submissions and ask you to post more. Now if I could get paid for this thing, I might be even more ecstatic. Anyhow, this next submission comes from Despina. She has asked me to comment on Anne Burrell. I had to google her name as I have to say was not familiar with the name or the face. Now that I have some background information, let me begin.

This first photo is actually pretty awesome for the site. We get this image from foodnetworkhumor.com:




I like how even they are making fun of her hair. I actually probably do not need any other photos other than this one, because it really says it all. Now, what do would be better on Anne Burrell? This is a toughy. She basically seems like shes the fun spunky type of chef, so she feels she needs that wild do. Plus she's fairly famous and wants to be recognizable, kind of like Susan Powder. Well she's done the job. I guess I don't understand all over spike dos. What's the appeal?

Vavoom and I were also discussing Ryan Cabrera today and his do. It's like the same shit except on a man. I mean for one how much time does it take you to do this? I assume both of these people have stylists sigh. Fire them.

However for one thing I have to say about Anne is that I always kind of like bleached blonde hair, but the spikes gotta go. And frankly, it doesn't seem to go that well with her skin tone. She could look a whole lot better with another shade.

Now the only spikes I like are those on Spike from Degrassi. She rocked that so mother f'n hard.

Anyway, I leave you with Ryan Cabrera looking sassy as ever.



I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Hair As Performance Art

Some entries need no words. This being one of them.

Thank you Preston for submitting this. Enjoy: