Sleepless evenings

There is nothing worse than not being able to sleep. So in order to correct this, I just downed the rest of the 2001 wine my landlord gave me for the washing machine which ruined my clothing. In addition, my weirdo downstair neighbors keep smoking outside in the backyard and the smoke gets into my bedroom. And let me tell you its f'n awesome to smell smoke while I am trying to get my slumber. And they cackle like hyenas. And they are seriously howling at another dog. Fucking nerds.

In other news, I have no money. But I spend like I have tons. So what has been lacking in my attempt to look decent, is that I have been cutting my own bangs for the past few months.

I actually think I have perfected the at home bang trim as I have been doing it for years, however, it can only get so good, before I cut too much and look stupid. Step one is to actually get normal hair cutting scissors. Do not use the scissors you would use to cut up some construction paper. It doesn't work. Also make sure your hair is dry when doing this as if you do it while it is wet, you will cut it too short. I basically just try to follow the line in which my hair dresser cut last.

I didn't want to spend 15 dollars to get a bang trim. I mean that's just ridiculous. My hair is getting long, and my social experiment isn't really going according to plan. Definitely don't cut your hair while drinking 2001 wine. Shit will f up your hair royally.

The girl downstairs also never changes out of her pajamas and her hair is in a pony tail all day everyday. Is this what happens when you live with your boyfriend? Just look like insane everyday with your weird pajama pants? If being single means I won't be leaving the house in monkey head pajama pants, then its sounding better to me everyday.

For my ladies out there, here is one head of hair I'd like to take home. Well really just the body attached. and the face.


I am moving to France. Someone please teach me French. Thanks.

V to the M to the As

Somehow I always start watching the VMAs but then get bored and stop watching. Probably the same thing will happen tonight.

In anycase, I figured I would do a quick update and I never really comment as something is currently happening.

Anyway I watched a couple of episodes of Jersey Shore today, because I do find it fairly entertaining.

Snooki is probably my favorite character, because I think she's pretty funny.

She got a new do for the VMAs - cut some bangs and flattened out her hair.



The hair looks good, but I can't get past the ridiculously nude lips. Put a color on there or something. It is really all I can focus on. Because when you have a bang, it frames your face, and all I can look at is her face now and specifically her lips.

However, its her style, and big hair or flat hair, she's entertaining.

Also, I can't find a picture yet, but will be posting as soon as I do of Jared Leto's hairdo. Look Jared, you are and always will be attractive so why do you insist of doing everything in your power to make you unattractive. Yes your bleached blonde rat tail do is not attractive to anyone. That being said, I'd probably still shit myself if I was alone with you in a room, mostly because of my Jordan Catalano fantasy from 15 years ago.

Also, totally weird, is the guy in his band Tino? From My-So Called Life?? Because it sure as hell looked like him just now, and I really never looked at anyone else in the band...mostly because they suck.

Sidenote, my favorite side swoop prince Justin Bieber can play the drums. Who the hell knew? I guess I wouldn't really know that.

Lastly, I wanted to comment on Kesha's weird Rapunzel do, but I am not going to waste my time, unless I find a good photo of it.

The In Between

So I am growing my hair out. I haven't done it since about 3 years ago, I kept cutting shorter and shorter in different ways. And frankly, I just really like short hair on me, however, growing my hair out is more of a social experiment than me really wanting to. What do I mean? Well I am doing the opposite of a Felicity. Will I be reviewed better with longer hair? Seems like the last time I had long hair, things were going fairly well for me.

Plus I just saw a picture of me with shorter hair on someone's facebook, and I looked like I played for the same team if you know what I mean. And I don't.

So by doing this, I am hoping for better photos, better social life, better everything. I am counting alot on this hairdo to change my life, however, I am fairly realistic and know it probably won't. But if it does, I think I might have a goldmine here with this blog.

So now I am in the in between stage. It's at my shoulders. I am really wanting to chop it off, and go back to what I like, but no I am in it to win it? or something. Lastly, if anyone wants to contribute funds to this site so I can afford to get my hair color done to achieve my goals, it would be greatly appreciated.

I get so Felicity-y-y-y-yyyy

So Vavoom and I were discussing that tv show Felicity because of the part, where she's like fuck you Ben I am so over you, I am going to chop all of my hair because it's a new me and I am in college, and that's how I prove my independence.

I loved Felicity, the show, the drama, the everything. I was sad when it was gone. And even though she chopped off all her hair, I still watched it, however many of you didn't. Why? Was she not pretty anymore because of her short hair? Well the do was bad, but her face was still pretty. No?

See what I mean about how hair can transform people? The story behind the do chop (why I know this I am not sure, I guess my obsession started way before I thought), was Felicity came to the studio that day to film and she had a wig on as a joke, and one of the producers was like no, we should totally write this into the script. So yea, she cut off all her hair for tv and the ratings dropped apparently right after. Coincidental or do do's control ratings? I guess no one can know for sure. Eventually her hair grew back out, badly, but once it was long again, it was not as curly and frizz like in the beginning. Check it out:

Original do:



Short do:



After math:



Lastly, I miss this show. Here's to you Felicity: