Men in ponytails

Here are my thoughts:

Why? and Please don't.

Thanks a million

You wanna what? again?

So I have found a new celebrity love with a great head of hair to discuss. His name is Ryan Eggold, and hes on 90210. Yea fine I am 28 going on 29 and enjoy teen dramas. I mainly started watching the show because I was a huge Beverly Hills 90210 fan. And one of the reasons I am still watching the show is because of this man. Also, back in April, he was rumored to be hooking up with Rumer Willis. Say it ain't so Ryan, say it ain't so. PS - I wouldn't say no if the rumor is true.

Scrunchie Spottin'

Well I am not trying to promote scrunchies in anyway shape or form, however, my bff kim pointed out this website to me which is www.scrunchies.com

As you can see, these are still popular nationwide, maybe even worldwide (but I doubt it).

So in honor of the first day of fall or the last day of summer, here's a scrunchie from their autumn line called "Horsin-A-Round". God these scrunchie followers have a sense of humor.

Texas Big Hair

Hey there. A boring Saturday after the gym, what do I do? Youtube search "big hair". This is what came up. It's not a terribly interesting video, but there is something I like about the girl. Her hair isn't that great, but for texas and her age, I think its pretty good. She seems to really know what she's talking about. Mommytobe1115, I know you are a fan of big hair, and so am I. Good job and good tutorial. You killed 7 minutes of my boring life with an equally boring but relaxing video.

Lay - Z - Bloggin'

It's been a while since Queen DT (Delirum Tremors) and I have posted... it's because it's September, that busy time of year when summa is ovah and the work starts floodin in again. I've had a long day at work, and I'm too tired to think of witty comments and stories relvolving around Dos, so I'm going to borrow a post from one of my fave blogs DLISTED. This was posted a few days ago and its the hair makeover episode of Americas Next Top Stupid Mass Market Mediocre Model. Don't get me wrong, I love this show, and most of the losers have gone on to actually model for real agencies, but the winners usually suck and never go anywhere. Anywho, below is the youtube for said episode, and here are a few comments about it:

1. The whole prince valiant scene is retarted with a capital R. ps, its gross when tyra splooges apple juice out of her mouth.

2. Tyra a crack headed drag queen and shes extremely entertaining.

3. I love this show.

4. I hate my coworker and I hate her curly scraggle do, not to mention her face, personality, personal style, and first and last name. OOPS! thats not about the youtube! Oh wellzies!

Here are the do's, watch and discuss:

Do Talkin' Book Club

I recently purchased Michael Ian Black's first book called My Custom Van - which I believe is a compilation of stories that he put on his blog and might be additional things not on there.

As Vavoom! and I drive home from a day in the city, I read him a section of his book called "An Open Letter to the Hairstylist Who Somehow Convinced Me to Get a Perm When I Was in the Sixth Grade". Here is a little excerpt to show you just why you should be this book:

"Perhaps the fault is ot entirely yours. Perhaps some of the blame rests with my mother, who, upon entering your salon, asked, "What do you suggest?" Perhaps she shouldn't have heeded your advice, even though my mother is a lesbian with about as much fashion sense as the handyman character Al from Home Improvement.

Looking back on it now, it seems like everybody got a perm at Geoffrey's Hair Creations. The "creations" were in fact perms. Maybe that was the only thing you knew how to do, Geoffrey. Maybe you only attended the beauty academy on the day they were teaching the class about how to make smelly, curly hair."

You get the idea of why you should buy this book. I have been a fan of Michael Ian Black for quite some time now - and this book is just the cherry on the cake for me. It's got do talkin' amongst other things. And if anyone knows what a bad perm can do to you, its me, only my stylist wasn't named Geoffrey, his name was Dale. Enough said.

Subway Scrunchi Spottin' (And Pukin')

Ok, it's time for another installment of Scrunchi Spottin. You'll have to exuse the blurry photos, but i couldn't take with flash as this woman would have probably turned around while I was following her on the 60th St subway platform.




For those of you who don't know, 60th Street and Madison Ave is tourist hell. Everyday I go out for my work break, and I see shit fashion euro-style left and right. The tourist factor is so high because 60th street is an annex of hell with the combo of the 24/7 365 Apple Store, FAO Swartz, and central park all within a 100 ft radius.

The gem above is most likely a mid-western tourist. In case you can't tell, she is wearing a straw hat over her mousy hair. Said hat has the top exposed for prime cabesa exposure. Below the brim, which you can't see in the photo, is scrunchi number one. About one foot below is scrunchi number two. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

Don't even get me started on the ankle length de-sexualizing skirt, the wig wam socks, and the sensible white mom walking shoes. There's so much to say. I want to say that by no means am I a fashion snob. I understand many people can't afford high fashion, or don't have a sense of style, but there is no exuse for looking like this with a double scruchi and half hat other than this: You have neither vagina nor penis, and you are from the planet mars.

Hair Thoughts...by QDT

Today I had to work in my Manhattan office. I thought I was dressed pretty well, that my hair looked really good, but my confidence was quickly shattered when I stepped outside and the humidity took over my do and my face. Sweat on the forehead when you have bangs, only leads to having sweaty bangs, and once that happens, it doesn't go back to the way it did when you first left the house.

But whatever, I have dealt with it before, and while it wasn't great, it wasn't that bad. I then meet the new staff and they are all pretty much supermodels. I wore a flat shoe and all black and was horrified but the extremely well dressed, pantene'd hair, tall slender ladies with huge pumps on.

I was also really excited because I had bought a new shirt that I thought was really cute to wear, and then I was just blown out of the water. Not to mention, not one hair on their head was out of place. How is that possible? Why are some women's hair not affected at all by the weather, and mine its like a wavy curly mess with flipped up bangs the moment a stroke of moisture hits the air. I guess some are blessed and some aren't. I am the unblessed one.

You wanna what?

So yea its 2:30am on a Sunday night, and I just got home from Sway and Mr. Brian Degraw was djing as per usual. I know my friends may not put him in the hot man category, but at least Vavoom! gets it. He says he's very 90s and thats usually the kind of men I am attracted to. Even his do reminds me of a grunge type look...in any case, I wish I could have ultimate insertion with this man...but alas I will just stare at his from afar